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 2001-03-26 | 15:04

» weenie

It has recently come to my attention that my entries are not funny.

I realize, after countless hours of reading other people's diaries and personal sites, that what everyone likes is a bit of mirth.

My apologies. I will do what I can to rectify this situation.

At this time I am feeling slightly ill at work; not particularly funny, but with the help of Google I've been researching the humor impulse.

So far I've determined that certain words have intrinsic humor potential.

The following words have a high humor quotient:

Monkey

Taco

Ass

Knob

I will endeavor to utilize these words to great humorous effect in the future. Perhaps I will string them together to create side-splitting compound words such as, "Monkey-Knob" or "Ass-Taco."

I will also continue to research other high-comedic words. Currently I am exploring the potential of such words as Clamp, Nibble, Cluster, and Crotch.

Monkey-Cluster-Crotch-Taco


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